Still missing 5ives from Merlin Mann. So, I present a list of five Star Trek themed pickup lines. If these do not work on the subject, then they do not pass the Double-Prime Directive: their culture is not sufficiently advanced to be turned on by your supreme geekcraft.
- Your eyes are set to stun, but your looks are set to kill.
- Nice nacelles.
- I’d love to go warp speed with you, but I’m prepared to go at impulse if you want to take it slow.
- Are you wearing Orion Slave Girl Perfume?
- Do you need a ride back to Heaven? Because I’ve got a starship. Just sayin’.
Notice I resisted the “Beam me up…” ones. Feel free to leave your own in the comments. Also, I think you can add “Wanna make out?” to the end of any of these for added effect.
