… and we’re back!  Topics include albino fecal matter, murder mysteries from last week’s (not recorded) dinner, and not Michael Jackson.

It needed some editing, but the good news is I’ve tweaked the audio output, so it should be nice and loud, and it sounds great.

Enjoy!

Still missing 5ives from Merlin Mann.  So, I present a list of five Star Trek themed pickup lines.  If these do not work on the subject, then they do not pass the Double-Prime Directive: their culture is not sufficiently advanced to be turned on by your supreme geekcraft.

1. Your eyes are set to stun, but your looks are set to kill.
2. Nice nacelles.
3. I’d love to go warp speed with you, but I’m prepared to go at impulse if you want to take it slow.
4. Are you wearing Orion Slave Girl Perfume?
5. Do you need a ride back to Heaven?  Because I’ve got a starship.  Just sayin’.

Notice I resisted the “Beam me up…” ones.  Feel free to leave your own in the comments.  Also, I think you can add “Wanna make out?” to the end of any of these for added effect.

I miss the regular updates of Merlin Mann’s 5ives.  So here’s something to tide us all over for a bit:  Five things for Young and Old.

1. An Armoir full of Trix.
2. A Social Security check written and signed in crayon.
3. A Black-and-White silent film from Pixar.
4. Jello.
5. Medicare.

Stay awesome, Padizi-o’s!

Excellent episode we have here.  Topics include Buffalo vs Yak style, Eric Bana, and things that rhyme with Terminator.

Starring Paul, Paul, Tina, Chris, and newb Tim.

Med EE Bot!

You might remember a previous post in which I rant about Hulu, and how everybody was telling me to catch something I missed on Hulu.  If you don’t remember it: here you go.

Today, things have changed.

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Just awesome.

Topics include camel phalanges, stalking Twitter people who talk about sandwiches, and the prevelance of the goatee in Bizarro world.

Starring @pauld, @raislak, @teendvl, @sikkdays, and @teenydvl’s Mom.

You may recognize this inconspicuous fellow:

Yes, that friends, is me.  And might I say, at the end of Star Trek, I did not need to punch JJ Abrams in the coccyx.  Also, herein likely lie spoilers, so if you’re spoilerphobic, get off this blog.  I mean, don’t read this post.

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This episode is long! There’s some good moments in the first half hour, and quite a bit of chewing.  @sikkdays arrives about then, and we have a nice, awesome discussion about poop and nip-ons.  Tagged!

Starring Paul, Paul, Tina, and Chris.

Staring Paul, Paul, Tina, and special guest Chris from sikkdays.  That jerk better freakin’ repost this on his blog.

Anyway, we discuss @EmperorNixon, things that are generally “loose,” and the medical side-effects of Lipitor.