{"id":2,"date":"2008-11-05T17:30:29","date_gmt":"2008-11-05T22:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.padizio.com\/blog\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2009-06-12T10:54:57","modified_gmt":"2009-06-12T15:54:57","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.padizio.com\/blog\/about\/","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This about page is non-normative. (I don\u2019t actually know what \u2018non-normative\u2019 means.)<\/p>\n<p>Hi, there!  I\u2019m Paul DeLeeuw, and I \u201cwrite\u201d this <em>ahem<\/em> web-log.  Or \u201cb-log\u201d as it is nary abbreviated, or \u201cblog\u201d as it is frequently abbreviated.  Or b\u2019log as it is abbreviated and then translated into Klingon.<\/p>\n<p>Going here means that you likely have nothing productive to do at the moment, and you desire entertainment with substance and charm.  Undoubtedly, you are in the wrong place, but I will do my best to provide you with some small comfort, and try to alleviate your loneliness in this sad place we all call the internet, and George Bush calls \u201cThe Internet(s)\u2122\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Some of the humourous topics you might find here:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Jokes revolving around spelling \u201chumor\u201d and \u201ccolor\u201d as \u201chumour\u201d and \u201ccolour,\u201d respectively, as if I am a \u201cBrit\u201d or alien (who are, as SciFi Channel teaches us, all British).<\/li>\n<li>Jokes revolving around Science Fiction in general, or as I frequently refer to it, \u201cScience Fact not yet realized.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Cupcakes. I am not sure what is funny or cool about cupcakes yet, but I can identify the trend, and am getting on board. Click my Adsense, please.<\/li>\n<li>Jokes revolving around monkeys or hamsters. Hamsters are the new Monkey, by the way, so anywhere on the internet you see the word \u201cmonkey,\u201d insert the word \u201chamster\u201d and you will find yourself delighted, smiling, and probably slightly confused.<\/li>\n<li>Regular status updates about my life. Though very real to me, my life is regularly hilarious, and unfortunate, and I hope that I can share both my hilarity and my misfortune with you, dear reader.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So continue on to the links along the side of the page there, and take a look around.  If you like anything, feel free to comment where appropriate, and email me at pauldl@gmail.com.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks all!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This about page is non-normative. (I don\u2019t actually know what \u2018non-normative\u2019 means.) Hi, there! I\u2019m Paul DeLeeuw, and I \u201cwrite\u201d this ahem web-log. Or \u201cb-log\u201d as it is nary abbreviated, or \u201cblog\u201d as it is frequently abbreviated. Or b\u2019log as &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.padizio.com\/blog\/about\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.padizio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.padizio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.padizio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.padizio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.padizio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.padizio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":232,"href":"https:\/\/www.padizio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions\/232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.padizio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}