{"id":229,"date":"2009-06-12T10:41:45","date_gmt":"2009-06-12T15:41:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.padizio.com\/blog\/?p=229"},"modified":"2009-06-12T10:41:45","modified_gmt":"2009-06-12T15:41:45","slug":"five-star-trek-pickup-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.padizio.com\/blog\/2009\/five-star-trek-pickup-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"Five Star Trek Pickup Lines"},"content":{"rendered":"

Still missing 5ives<\/a> from Merlin Mann. \u00a0So, I present a list of five Star Trek themed pickup lines. \u00a0If these do not work on the subject, then they do not pass the Double-Prime Directive: their culture is not sufficiently advanced to be turned on by your supreme geekcraft.<\/p>\n

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  1. Your eyes are set to stun, but your looks are set to kill.<\/li>\n
  2. Nice nacelles.<\/li>\n
  3. I’d love to go warp speed with you, but I’m prepared to go at impulse if you want to take it slow.<\/li>\n
  4. Are you wearing Orion Slave Girl Perfume?<\/li>\n
  5. Do you need a ride back to Heaven? \u00a0Because I’ve got a starship. \u00a0Just sayin’.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Notice I resisted the “Beam me up…” ones. \u00a0Feel free to leave your own in the comments. \u00a0Also, I think you can add “Wanna make out?” to the end of any of these for added effect.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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